Everyone remembers their favorite high school teacher, chances are they were a riot. Here are some high school teachers we bet you wish you had.
A Supernova Science Teacher
I mean, the teacher is merely telling it like it is. When the sun does eventually explode, the Earth is going to be in that explosion. Thankfully, this not predicted to happen for billions of years.
Breaking Bad Reference
Has anyone here ever used an oven? Chances are you’ve burned something too. Not only do ovens have timers, phones do too! Doubling up might be your best bet to prevent your house from burning down.
RIP Pluto
Science went too far with removing Pluto as a planet. Even though it’s even smaller than the moon, Pluto was always the underdog in our hearts. Pour one out for Pluto when you get the chance.
Clever Man
This is the kind of math teacher that everyone should have had in high school. This is some pretty complex stuff he’s covering, and the best way to do that with high school students it to make it fun.
That’s Even More Unsettling
Mama said to never trust anyone who wears a mask, and this is not an exception to that rule. Administrators probably think this is a genius idea, but students likely feel incredibly threatened by this man.
That Checks Out
This man presented a hypothesis, conducted research, and proved his hypothesis. This is an example of basic experimental theory, in the nastiest way possible. The next time he asks you to come up to the board, bring your own chalk.
Student Gets a 6%
See students, teachers are not aliens that sleep at the school over the weekend waiting for you to come back on Monday morning. They have lives, hobbies, interests, and access to the internet just like the rest of us.
Developing Strong Bonds
Students, teachers feel the same things you do. Sometimes they need a little help too, and they’re positive that you like sandwiches and have anxiety as well. Chin up, they are here to help you.
It’s a Decoy
Teachers just want to take a nap in the break room every once in a while. That’s okay, as long as they can set up their own teacher’s decoy! What do you think is going on when they play a movie in the morning? They’re usually exhausted.
He Likes Birds
Teachers are fun! Teachers have personalities! Some teachers even have hobbies like collecting artisanal bird sculptures, like this guy in particular.
The School Diving Team
I guess you can consider the school psychology department the “diving team.” This is cute, funny, and memorable. These yearbook photos will be remembered for a lifetime.
The Science of Cloning
Compared to the dude on the left, this teacher looks like he’s the most fun in the entire school. He’s the type of teacher that would play the Matrix in a physics class after the students take their finals.
Professor Darth Vader
Now, THIS teacher gets it. He’s probably the only teacher in the world that would put himself out like that. He’s a nerd and he’s proud of it!
That’s Dr. Clown To You
You’re going to be feeling like Boo Boo the Fool if you don’t pass this teacher’s midterm. It takes guts to walk into your high school class dressed as a clown, but it seems like this guy has done this before.
Playing to Their Strengths
Teachers with a sense of humor are so cool. This joke is a little worn out, but with the addition of the “proton bartender,” this run down gag just got a fresh coat of paint. Good job teach, you rocked this one.
That’s a Little Strange
This teacher gets points for creativity but gets deducted points for putting a dead creature on someone’s paper. Sometimes, if the joke is that weird, it’s best to keep it to yourself.
At Least She Warned Him
Listen, fart etiquette is something that people don’t generally learn until they’re adults. If there is one thing that you could take away from this teacher or even high school in general, it’s probably that.
Where Are the Other Three?
If you’re going to slack off and not even complete the simplest question on the test, you deserve to be ridiculed like this. That being said, this teacher is so good at drawing memes, it’s kind of concerning.
Dark, but Understandable.
There’s no need to go that hard on your students, at least warn them before you crush their heart. Dreams are what you make them, wishing for a dream won’t work, working for it will.
Let’s Be Honest Here
This is definitely a joke, but teachers really shouldn’t have to break out their magnifying glass to read an essay. This person’s handwriting is great too! Throw those old folks a bone sometimes.
Proceed With Caution
Depending on the age of this teacher’s students, this might be over their heads. Whoever stood up to collect those three points was a real one with super relaxed parents.
Looks Can Be Deceiving
If your teacher ever wears one of these for Halloween, run as far and as fast as you can. This guy is probably a funny teacher, but a costume like this can make or break the rest of the year.
Please, Relax
Young love is inspiring until you have to get those students into your classroom. Hopefully, this incentive will light a fire under those little lovebird’s butts to get them to class on time.
Game Recognize Game
Yes, teachers know how to work iPhones too. Good on these guys for having a sense of humor instead of just giving the phone over to the office and having your parents pick it up.
It’s Not That Serious
Read between the lines kids, the teacher will get your paper back to you. Hopefully, this funny sign will help kids get over their anxiety about grading.
Thwarted Once Again
Some kids just aren’t taking school seriously. If the bad grades don’t wake the student up, sometimes all it takes is a little extension of the teacher’s personality.
The Point Has Been Made
Take a number kid, this teacher has a lot to do. This is a very specific sign that most teachers should put up around the holiday season, aka midterms.
It Pays to Listen
Has anybody else just breezed through a test without reading the directions? Everyone is probably guilty of doing this at least once in their lives, this student probably learned their lesson.
Nice Work
Every once in a while, teachers will play along. You definitely caught this teacher on a good day, because usually, they’ll just try their best to recreate student’s drawings to text them to their friends.
They Know What’s Up
More teachers should encourage students to think for themselves. You should always question the man, no questions about it.
Memes 101
If there was ever a “good” way to communicate with your students, this has to be it. For all the teachers out there, take some notes (but make sure you update the memes).
You Messed Up
This teacher is tying this sleeping student’s shoelaces together for passing out in his class. Soon, this will be a viral video.
Is it Now?
This teacher must have been waiting all year to show this bad boy off. If you want to make your own t-shirt for a special occasion that might happen any second, make sure you wear it every day.
No Exceptions
This teacher has a really good point, anything that isn’t Times is practically illegible. Do not settle for anything less than what you want.
A Confession
After a long week of administering essays, reminding students of their essays, helping students edit their essays, and grading essays, teachers need to cut a little loose.
Hellooooo Down There
This is probably the best anti-cheating maneuver one person could pull off. We love a resourceful teacher.
Honesty is the Best Policy
This is a little rude, but you have to be honest with your students sometimes. If the paper doesn’t make any sense, let them know, but make them laugh too.
Cheaters Never Win
Kids are dumb, and even when they think they’re being sneaky, there is no escaping the natural awkwardness of being a teenager. This kid blew it big time.
Everything is Crap
Surely there have to be some good essays in there… Really? They’re all garbage? Well shoot, that’s disappointing.
No Entry
That is the face of a man who will not let you into a classroom. Nor will he let you get a word in edgewise in any of his films.
He is Deceased
What kind of teacher just has a coffin laying around. Does he have this just to pull off this stunt? We need more answers folks.
We Don’t Play Those Games
Based on this student’s first response to the first question, it doesn’t look like THEY even thought that the deserved an A.
Oh Jeez
This is quite possibly the worst thing you can do to a student with anxiety. I’d bet that no student got up to say this nonsense.
Straight Down the Tube
Teachers take no crap, and for good reason. A no-tolerance policy is good to enforce in certain classrooms.
Thine Answer Lest Be A
This is a common teacher’s tactic, if a student needs a pen or pencil, give them an enormous one that they can’t steal.
This is Awful
Can you believe that this student had the audacity to even consider turning this in? This is terrible and insulting, they probably stayed back a grade.
Sleep at Home
Some kids get tired, and in most high schools they do not allow the sale of caffeinated beverages. Help those sleepy students out schoolboard!
The Time They Spent Doing That…
This kid clearly just didn’t put any effort into their work at all. At least they spent their time drawing this masterpiece on the back of the test.
The Tears of Fallen Kids
You don’t want to contribute to this water bottle? Don’t fail this guy’s class. Plain and simple.
You Can Say That Again
This couldn’t be truer. Never ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, use comic sans for anything.
Welcome to Phone Jail
This teacher is making great use of their blackboard. Kids should just not be allowed to bring their phones into class.
Awww
You can always tell how poorly a student did on an assignment based on the amount of effort put into the first page of an exam, verses the last page.
His Dog Ate It
Poor kid, this award is probably going to be plastered to the wall in this classroom until the end of this teacher’s career.
What’s Worse Than Suspension
For the love of God, do not be late for this class more than 7 times. That’s practically a death sentence.
How’d She Get Up There?????
Literally, how did this happen? Is this a plant? Did she climb up a ladder?? What the heck dude.
Ladies and Gentlemen, He’s Done It
Dude, it’s really easy to not fall asleep in class. Get this kid some coffee and get him started back up, he’s got a quiz to finish!!
What Does $100 Get You?
This is some parent’s only dream, also this is a teacher’s only dream, getting tips from their students for their hard work.
What??????
This is either an incredibly well thought out joke or an incredibly confusing turn of events that was planted (get it?) by students.
That’s Impossible
Has anyone actually tried doing the shampoo after the conditioner thing? Does it make your hair waterproof? Does it kill you?
That’s a Great Question
That is an esoteric question to ask high school students. But, in theory, this could be successful, provided that these students don’t just have their phones on them.
This is SAVAGE
Dude, you really shouldn’t ever do this. Smoking in the bathroom is the dumbest thing a student can do. You almost always get caught.
Bubble Letters? Really?
This little edgelord clearly doesn’t know what they’re doing. Writing Satan in bubble letters? This is the lamest thing I’ve seen all week.
Take the Hint Kid
Teenagers are a sensitive bunch, but when you mix in false accusations, there is a whole another degree of confusion and denial that sets in.
YIKES
This is the hottest burn in the history of burns. It was a little inappropriate for the teacher to say this, but whatever, this was hysterical.
Love Your Bad Romance
This must-have come out in the late 2000s to 2010s because this song is as dead as disco nowadays.
Some Kids Don’t Know
This little innocent dude didn’t know what a serial killer was. I mean, at least they didn’t know how to spell it. Thanks for ruining their innocence teach.
You Only Lose Once
This kid really blew it. This isn’t a joke to a teacher, plus they didn’t put any effort into the test whatsoever. It’s simple algebra, easy peasy.
That’ll Teach Em
No kid wants to carry one of these around with them all day. This is an A+ investment for teachers everywhere.
That’s Harsh…
If you’re a teacher, please try to avoid making McDonalds jokes. It’s pretty uncool, and it can crush your student’s little lazy hearts.
The Wall of Shame
These kids arent dumb, they’re just lazy. If you don’t want to get put on display, study for your tests.
Well Done Teacher
Kids need these lessons to enrich their lives, coming to them from a personal perspective instead of a teacher’s perspective is the best way to do that.
The Perfect Extra Credit
This is cute, fun, and free. Sometimes students just deserve to get a little extra credit on the low, it’s hard out there after all.
Might Have Missed the Mark
Do kids even know about the Big Lebowski nowadays? This might have gone over their heads, but it’s a cool reference anyways.
That’s Hilarious
Beyonce be damned, this is a great joke. Hopefully, this helped students remember the most important part of schooling, ownership.
How’d He Get That?
This teacher somehow acquired one of his student’s snapchats that was taken in class. I think we have a snitch in the building, folks.
Of Base. But Funny
This teacher tells it like it is. For high school students, this is important. Never sugarcoat anything for kids, they get all jokes nowadays.