Just when you thought you’ve heard it all, these names are so unusual and bizarre you’ll never believe they’re real.
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane
Did this guy come straight from the DC universe?
Now That’s A Mouthful
This person probably had a difficult time fitting their name on a Scantron.
Ham About You
“I’ll have the Laura Hamm and cheese, please.”
Your Vote Counts
It must have been a nightmare when Oliver Loser was running for local council.
So Many Questions
Was he taken into custody for scat singing?
Enlightened Scholar
Lord Brain was clearly just fulfilling his own destiny by writing this book.
It’s All In A Name
At least people no longer have to ask him what he does for a living.
I Can See The Future
Krystal Ball could have easily made a profit as a boardwalk psychic.
Out On Bail
This guy’s parents were doing the long-con…
Fire Penguin Disco Panda
Wouldn’t you be this happy if your name was legally “Fire Penguin Disco Panda?”
Happy Birthday
Either whoever was handling the birth certificate got very confused, or this person’s parents really wanted to wish them a happy first day on earth.
Someone Help Him
Turn that frown upside-down!
Prehistoric Moniker
Tahra Dactyl is pictured here alongside her friends Vello Ciraptor and Dippy Docus.
Where Are The Eggs?
This guy’s favorite meal is 100% breakfast.
Influencer Baby
Hashtag follow this kid all the way to inevitable Instagram stardom.
Clark’s Son
Finally, we have answers… this is Clark’s son.
Chosen Career
It would be worse if he worked in a bakery.
Never Gonna Give You Up
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you…
Just Can’t Keep Up
This teenager from Montgomery, Alabama is notoriously bad at planning things out.
Baby, You Are
This kid is going to be receiving Star Wars-themed gifts for every birthday for the rest of his life.
Metal Man
Uranius Johnson is actually number 92 on the periodic table.
Donald Duck Went Down the Wrong Path
Daisy Duck made an appearance to bail him out.
Gourmet
What’s on the menu for this marketing executive?
Cash Register Noise
In the words of M.I.A., “All I wanna do is and, and, and take your money.”
Watch Out
She does her job extra well.
Dr. Payne
Would you trust this guy rooting around in your mouth?
Very Real Doctor
The Docktor will see you now.
Musical Name
Miss C Sharp is hitting all the notes perfectly!
Toogood For This World
This guy is for sure getting into The Good Place.
Gotta Go Fast
He’s running to escape Doctor Robotnik.
This Dentist B. Pullin
Rachel B. Pullin all your teeth out…
Secret Competitor
Do you think Sam Sung is secretly working for the other team?
Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt
Whoever paired these teachers together should really have considered the consequences.
Mmm, Delicious
Are you… are you sure about that? Are you really sure.
Definitely An Explosion
A change in diet might be something to consider.
Say What?
Well, now that’s just rude.
What Are The Odds
Happy meal, happy life!
He Who Shall Not Be Named
Hopefully he never meets Harry Potter.
A Cold Drink
By the looks of that signature, it seems like maybe he enjoyed a few too many.
Cognitive Dissonance
And with your spirit.
Now That’s A Name
Thankfully, his last name is actually pronounced “Sekwaale.”
Oh No
Revealing too much personal information in one go.
Take Him Seriously
Or face the nasty-smelling consequences.
Getting Creative
To be fair, Jeremy Backhole probably isn’t too thrilled, either.
Whose Boobeh?
Mahboobe is actually a Farsi or Arabic name meaning “beloved” or “valentine.”
The Ultimate Question
Well…is he?
The Fantastic Mr. Butt
Perhaps ART stands for Artificial Rectoscopy Therapy.
Very Funny
Hardy-har-har indeed.
(Yes, That Is Her Legal Name)
Originally, Beautiful Existence actually went by Desiree Longabaughm.
Ben Dover
This guy has definitely been responsible for a couple prank phone calls.
Rollo-Koster Tycoon
Electing the new pope was an emotional Rollo-Koster indeed.
Familiar Feeling
Maybe you’ve seen that name before.
Musical Prodigy
All the great composers wrapped into one!
Not Hungry Anymore
After meeting with this guy, you’re sure to lose your appetite.
Phonebook Tells All
At least it’s in alphabetical order.
Jurassic Park Theme Playing in the Background
Now that’s chaos theory.
Ask Him How He’s Feeling
Someone isn’t looking too happy.
Next on Law & Order: SVU
Sounds like a hell of a drug.
Brewski
Maybe he gets free beer for the promotional aspect.
Just Random Nouns
That moment when you decide to name yourself after your three favorite thing.
No Surcharge!
Especially not if your name is… Sparkle Titsworth.
Laughable Name
Will he Tickel you?
Man of Steel
It’s in your best interests not to mess with this guy.
So Close
Kim Kardashian’s long lost sister, Kim Kashkashian.