The Most Ridiculous Signs Ever Spotted at Restaurants and Retail Stores

Sure, we’ve all seen our fair share of restaurant signs that teenagers had their fun with… but this gallery is filled with signs that are hilarious all on their own.

Warning: as the list goes on, the laughs will get louder!

Hit or Miss

Well, you get what you pay for with this restaurant’s WiFi. It’s a lot like life… sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it’s, well, not.

One Ruff Crowd

Enter at your own risk, this watchdog is ferocious.

Beware of Intoxicated Humans

This sign on a college campus is pretty much the most real thing we’ve ever seen.

Heads Up!

Well, you can’t say they didn’t at least warn you!

Roadway Trivia

Long car rides can be pretty rough, so in Australia, they got creative for anyone on the road who is struggling to stay focus. Anyone care for a bit of trivia?

Humans are the Real Threat

It’s not the dog you have to watch out for, it’s the owner…

Warning: Drivers are Completely Nuts

This sign doesn’t exactly sugarcoat the reality of being hit by a speeding car. That’s one way to tell it like it is.

Animal Attacks

The truth about being out in the wild is all too real when it comes to animal attacks. While they are rare, this sign was put there to warn you and give you some handy tips as to how to react. If attacked… FIGHT BACK.

So Many Questions

Look, this one’s just downright creepy. Either hands are going to grab you when you walk into the woods, or people are hiding in the forest to grab you… both don’t sound like great options.

Mountains Are Not Calling

The mountains aren’t calling… you into the left lane. Speed it up, tortoise.

Sign Guy

Being a referee is one tough job, especially when you have hecklers like this in the stands.

Life Lessons

There’s nothing all that controversial about an egg, and if there’s one thing we all know, it’s to keep them refrigerated.

Lost in Translation

Something tells us the Christmas Bazaar WON’T include fighting children with diabetes…

Delivery Person Meet Doorbell

While making deliveries isn’t the most glamorous job, it’s also not the most difficult either. Clearly, this homeowner has had their fair share of confused delivery people…

Owning It

Sometimes, if you want your seat saved, you gotta go to extreme measures…

Words of Wisdom

Like a true Dad-ism, this sign says it al…

Think About the Animals

Nevermind possible death, let’s just worry about the animals here people.

Dur at the Dur Sign

As if the big bright red octagonal sign doesn’t let you know to stop, this one adds insult to injury. Just kidding… ‘dur’ means stop in Turkish.

Out of Commission

This sign is sad. The building was put up and now, it’s got no purpose in life.

Let It All Out

Finally, a place to come and let off some steam.

Burger Royalty

Shot’s fired, Burger King… but they make a valid point. Whoever was the brain behind this sign surely deserves a raise. This is one rivalry that never gets old.

Wow, Ya Don’t Say!

Subway is known for a whole lot of things, the $5 footlong, a sketchy CEO, but their free napkins really need a bit more attention. There’s nothing better than free, right?

Get Creative

Hey kids, this one’s for you, and to be honest, it’s a prettttttty great idea. I scream for Ice Cream!

Why Risk It?

If there’s one thing you can learn from the dinosaurs, well, it’s to try some of Woody’s pizza…

Wendy the Cannibal?

Wendy’s is known for its red-headed icon, but did you know she also eats people? Okay, maybe not… but someone should probably proofread the sign.

Opportunistic

While this sign may seem like a bit of an opportunistic hiring sign, well… that’s exactly what it is. We applaud your efforts, Charley’s!

Ex-Dieters Welcome

It’s not a real diet if you can’t have a cheat meal every once in a while, right? Plus, who can resist pizza and ice-cream?

Black and White

There are people who love bacon and there are people who are wrong. This is just factual.

They See Me Rollin’

There’s nothing like a good roll… a burrito roll that is. C’mon people, let’s keep it PG.

Welp, That’s Depressing

Everyone’s favorite little fish is now appearing on a plate near you…

Too far?

Share the Love

Now, this is one sign that everyone needs to read nowadays. During tough times, reaching out instead of closing off is the way to help bring a little bit of healing to the world.

No One Likes a LitterBug

This witty park sign really turns on the guilt, so let’s just keep it clean, okay?

Keepin’ It Real

Finland knows it’s cold. So for those brave visitors that come to see them in the coldest of temps, they’re tipping their cap.

That’s Deep

This shoe store is asking the tough questions… or are they just dealing with a faulty light bulb situation?

Support Small

This is one sign that brings all the feels. If this doesn’t make you shop small, then you might need your heart checked…

Joke’s On You

This sign is just straight up good advice—there’s really nothing like a solid pun.

All Pumpkin Everything

Pumpkin… it’s just THAT trendy. Who wouldn’t want to jump on the bandwagon?

Boston’s Got Jokes

Even when they’re lecturing you about the rules of the road, they still throw in a little Bawston Sass.

Bla-throom Line

Okay, okay, we get it. Gals like to chat in the bathroom. But these signs are too real… shots fired.

Highway Don’t Care

This road sign is just here to tell it like it is and make you laugh while you’re cruisin’ those highway miles.

No Discrimination Here

This place doesn’t care if you’re black or white or merpeople or centaur, they just want you to wash your hands.

Two for the Price of One

Not only will you be unlawfully feeding the cats, but you’ll also have trespassed…

Not Something You See Every Day

The rumor mill can really hurt the market value.

Sales on Sales

We don’t know what Sean sells, but we’re buying!

Discounts for ALL those in Uniform

At Skippy’s SnoBalls, if you save lives, you get a discount. End of story, Batman.

Caution: May Cause Jazz Hands

If you fall, at least you’ll fall in style.

Appetite Suppressant: Eat!

Diets are all the rage, but at the end of the day, you just gotta eat.

Aiming: It’s Important for Everyone

When using public restrooms, it’s best to be a straight shooter.

Make it a Double!

This is one deal you might want to skip out on…

Klassy Joint

Only a certain kind of person stops here—enter at your own risk.

Handi-Capable

Wheelchair accessible? More like X-Men exclusive.

We’re Gonna Walk Down To…

As if this gem of an 80s song could get any better…

Cheap Teens

We all know teens are angsty, but this A&W is basically giving them away for free…

The Future is Here People

And in the future boats drive on roads. Who woulda thunk it?

Doin’ Business

Well, that’s one way to keep away the jerks…

Come Again?

We’re not quite sure what they’re trying to say here, we just hope it isn’t life-threatening.

Keepin’ It Classy

Does it, though? This seems a little extreme…

Tellin’ It Like It Is

Honestly is the best policy and this place is just trying to keep it real.

TMI

This Hooter’s is very… well… specific.

Mixed Messages

This animal hospital sure has an interesting way of treating its patients. Might wanna skip this place when your pup needs a checkup…

Keep Em Quiet

Well, parents, you can’t say they didn’t warn ya.

Don’t Eat the Cardboard

Look, we know you’re excited to eat the pizza, but at least get the box open first.

No Thank You

Might be a good idea to skip this drive-thru next time you’re looking for a late night binge.

Hot as H#%$

The devil knows global warming is real.

Real Talk

Hate to say it but, that would be one large platter of nachos…

True.

Well, thank you for this informative sign.

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