A bumper sticker is pretty much yelling your opinion at unknowing victims. Other times, they’re telling unfunny and usually gross jokes to, once again, unknowing victims. These are some of the weirdest…
Definitely a Fun Person To Be Around
In other words, this just means that their opinions are ‘edgy’ and not well-liked. They spew their unwanted opinion, therefore, they’re single.
Leave Truck Owners Alone
Many truck owners can feel this pain. Yes, having a truck is pretty valuable for a move, but your one friend with a truck doesn’t want to help move five times a year! Leave them alone!
Most People
When you think it’s going to be an anti-tailgating sticker but instead it just hurts your feelings.
It’s All Fantasy
Sometimes, it pays off to live in a fantasy world.
The Only Good Way For History To Repeat Itself
Most historians go on to say, “History is doomed to repeat itself,” but honestly, dinosaurs wouldn’t be that terrible to experience, right?
Just a Little Bitter
Seems like this person maybe lost a good bit of money in their divorce, but at least they had enough left over for this sticker!
Looking for a Mama
No stick family is complete without it’s mom!
My Bad!
Tailgaters are some of the most annoying people on the road, and this person pretty much just said that they don’t care!
No Kids For This Stick Figure Family
This puts every stick figure family to shame…
Don’t Forget!
Sometimes, you need a little reminder to what the future holds…
They’re There For a Reason!
Not having someone signal in front of you is probably one of the most annoying things about driving. Someone else got fed up and decided to bring the big man into this…
Makes Sense!
Bumper stickers aren’t everyone’s favorite, but this guy hates them so much that he had to… use one.
Advanced Bumper Stickers
You know that this guy printed this bumper sticker specially for his car…
We’re All Humans!
No one is really sure what the “Baby on Board” signs are supposed to mean, but it’s pretty obvious that the adults on board want to live, too! Be nice on the roads!
What Bumper Stickers Are All Saying
Truth is, no one really cares what your bumper sticker has to say… Unless it’s funny.
Way More Important Than Running
You ran 20 miles? Cool, I can eat 26 Oreos in one Netflix binge. Thank you, next.
This Is… Ominous.
Someone must not be very happy with their new Honda Odyssey life…
Okay, That’s Clever
Well, it was clever since the slide to unlock doesn’t even exist on current iPhones. Whoops!
Wait What
This isn’t the most fun bumper sticker, honestly.
Throwing Some Hardballs
This is just a bizarre phrase for a bumper sticker, honestly. This is almost a whole other level of bitter.
Girl Power!
Hey, it’s not wrong!
Sup, Cops!
Wonder if cops actually think this is funny…
Saving the World
Yeah my car hurts the environment but at least I have this tree growing on the back of my car!
Don’t Care
This sticker just goes to show how sassy this driver is!
Different Type of Horn
This is the type of driver that you should probably avoid… Definitely some road rage!
Why Is This A Bumper Sticker?
Does that mean that they’re texting and driving…? And that they’re readily admitting to it?
That’s True!
That’s one reason to honk, so why not?
Thanks for the Warning!
Self-depreciating bumper stickers are where it’s at.
Justice for Chickens
Why did they cross the road? How about: It’s none of your business!
Smart Moves
They don’t have a baby on board and they’re going to keep it that way, apparently.
The Real Questions
Isn’t greed a sin? This really makes you think…
There’s A Lot Going On
This person needs to pick a vibe. Are they going to punch you in the face, or laugh with you at the funny dinosaur joke?
Noted
Honestly, that’s all they needed to say.
Some Self Motivation
Push that negative self talk to the side!
You Do You!
Just in case anyone was wondering, this is what this lady is up to lately.
Gotta Have a Sense of Humor About It!
Why wouldn’t you have this on your bumper? At least it’ll make people laugh!
Body Goals
This joke might warrant getting pulled over…
Handicap Revenge
There are way too many able bodied folk who park in handicap spots. It’s never okay, even just ‘for a second.’ Stupidity isn’t a handicap!
Valid Point
Honestly, let’s just not have confrontations on the road, right?
That’s You!
That’s a harsh burn.
Don’t Even Think About It
Don’t accidentally attribute to overpopulation.
Political Views
Harry Potter fans and political science majors alike will absolutely get this reference…
Lots of Dragon Lovers
Basically, this just means, “Don’t mess with me or I’ll feed you to a dragon.”
This is a Good Tactic
Buckling up is the law and will aid you in fighting off aliens. It’s a win-win.
Math Jokes
This joke is for math nerds… And only for math nerds.
Nerding Out
We get it, you like superheroes.
Stay Away From This Person
This is not the type of person you want to associate with… Ever.
Honestly, This is Worth the Read
This is a very reasonable person who offered a pretty nice backstory to this paragraph of a bumper sticker…
This Is What Every Political Bumper Sticker Really Says
Lets be real, who actually goes to those websites?
Another One….
These mini van moms are really upset by their mini van…
Okay, Relax
This ‘holier than thou’ mentality is materializing on this bumper…
No Fingerprints!
Although, it kind of looks someone should touch it with some soap.
There’s A Lot to Unpack Here
It does hold some truth, though!
Almost Worse Than A Stick Figure Family
Just let the stick figure family live in peace, please.
Deep Thoughts
Honestly, though, what would happen? Would the world vibrate? Would it just smell a lot? Would it not even matter?
Everyone Needs This Bumper Sticker
Half of the time, it’s honestly true.
Saturn Humor
That’s pretty good, we can admit it.
Working Hard!
This is a pretty funny take on towing a car along. Motor homes are obviously slow, don’t get mad at them for it.
Science!
If anything, this will make them slow down just to see what color it really should be!
True Self Depracation
Even PT Cruiser owners know how bad it is to own a PT Cruiser.
The Best One
Not only is this funny, but wiener dogs are amazing.
Take That, Local Government
Suburbanites taking a stand, bumper sticker style.
Is This Person Okay
There’s a lot going on with this person. This is how you make people think you’re crazy.
Probably The Funniest of Them All
Cat’s don’t know how to use computers at all.
Wow Relatable
I think we can all relate to this one… Also, I have to ask, if you have no money, why’d you buy the bumper sticker?
See Ya!
Heading over the rainbow, see you never.
A Friendly Reminder
This reminder can literally save lives.